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(16 replies, posted in Balancing)

Im gonna break this down MAGIC MIKE style on your fruity bootys so yall can relate ....

K .. so im in the Strip Klub twirlin  my thang to funky-co-madina ( gotta make that money !! ) ... about 10 of us on the diffrent stages in the spot cuz thats how we get down ... but ya know Your boy is good at what he dose so all the chicken headz and MILFs and cougers flock to see the kid in action ... they all basicly love my " skill package" and i cant blame the tricks ..

After the night the manager comes up to me talkin bout " Tyrone Biggumz im going to need you to NOT pick up half the money thats thrown at you while your on stage so after the show is over the other guys can come pick up the money that was right at your finger tips".... " Ya see tyrone  if you take all the money thats thrown at you the other strippers will become depressed and sad and quit or maybe even hang themself in the dressing room..... IM LIKE !!!   ......................... ummmmm... hummmm. wellll...... noooooooo...  So i pimp slap that fool grab a bottle from behind the bar and my "Sea bag" full of ones and hit the door cuz ya boy dont let no one play with his Dabloons.

Point of all this Broke back mountain crap is ... NOT my job to fix how the game is played ... the manager sets down the rules  if he wants it even ... i always go for everything i can grab ... thats life ... tell walmart to stop selling so much stuff cheap while your at it ......

AND IM OUT !!
GOOD DAY SIR ...!!! .... I SAID GOOD DAY !!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yT1GHoFiAw

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(22 replies, posted in Balancing)

Yall throw 4 people in a UFC ring and watch them fight to the death and u want them all to be on the same footing ..... U cant ... some people will be vets in the sport for years .. some fresh blood ... some great stand up game .. some good ground game ... Fools playing Hungry Hungry Hippo and want every Hippo to win with the same amount of marbles ... PRO TIP ! if your a Noob and getting into the game .. MAKE FRIENDS with a vet so he can show you some early builds and how to stream line your crap insted of putting Minimal points into every skill so you can roll in a Grop or a Tyrone-a-saurs .. then qq that your not the Pokey master and you lack the ability to " Catch Um All" ....

I say just get rid of all EP for everyone .. NO SKILLS at all .. put everyone in Ark's with tiny lazers .. only one Island .. 2 forts on diffrent sides of the islands and let people spawn in the forts and PEW PEW for 24 hours till one faction ownes the island ... then they WIN .. GAME OVER MAN !! GAME OVER !!! ... then pour Iced coffee in your rig  .. go to Cinnibon get a Sticky roll jam it in your fat face ! Hold a M80 in your Chubby little umpa-Lumpa hands light it .. jump off a low building and only break your legs ..

NOW we are all even !!

NO rig having
Sticky bun Face drippin
One handed
broken Leg-ed-dedd
fools !

in the famous words of Willy Wonka
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yT1GHoFiAw

""GOOD DAY SIR ! .... I SAID GOOD DAY !!! ""

Join a Corp as a noob .. first thing they tell ya is to set your sparks in 4 or 5 places ... guess what ... u only have 2 points IF THAT in sparks because your care bear booty was on noobie island noobing it up with the Orange ratts and never needed them before ... so now ya gotta wait forever to hang and bang with a corp you joined because your waiting on EP for sparks to build and it make you look as if you don't participate but in all reality your just gimpy and cant roll with your crew because of lack of sparks fuuu im going to cry on my keyboard now .. i think i just depressed myself ... Anyone need a hug ? sad

Bingo ... CONTENT is KING ... ( pay to split characters on same account into diffrent EP pools insted of having to keep buying accounts ... ) ... Pay for new mech packs  . 1 pay unlocks new Island for an account .. do more Steam specials .. every 3 months do FREE trial accounts that can unlock up to a certain class of mech only hold so much NiC and not trade .. or only alpha islands . and as people become addicted to the game they will pay for a real account and get all the content..... hell .... just something .. All you Min Max  people can figure out something down that line of thought .. and if you want to say NO THAT WONT WORK .. then make sure you add input of what would work or your just blowing hot air on my jumblies ! .. stinkin internet people ... pisssshhhh


HOLD ON let me say this One more time .. for the people who forgot to move the eye patch off the good eye ....

every time Anyone post on here what wont work make sure you add information on what you think might work .. if we add all the brain power of the "water sacks" together maybe we can figure out how NOT to jack up this game ..

Devs listen to the community or i will dip my feet in HOT LAVA just to prove a point .. ! .. u have been warned !

Ok Real talk ... do this .. "" Keep RL cash and in game cash totaly apart from each other"" ( no matter how many steps between )  ... any variation of this WILL jack up the game economy ..... Find another way to generate cash Cash for your game .. i have seen alot of Ideas on this already.  If you destroy your game with RL cash you will not recover and your long term goals for the game will be lost. Slow down and think about it .. PLAYERS = MONEY ... focus on doing things to get more players .. not on getting more out of the players you have ... ( GO WIDE not DEEP ) ... and im most likely the Stupidest DERP on here and i can Clearly see that ...

Twiz wrote:

I want an ictus with a monocle and a top hat please!


PRICELESS !!!!!

I want a Vagabond with 2 wooden legs and a bubble gun and a panda bear back pack for extra cargo space and a Spider Mount that can climb 60 degree slopes !!! .. I WIN !

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(133 replies, posted in Balancing)

Baah you people and your fancy words ! .. ok u win this time Gadget !!

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(133 replies, posted in Balancing)

Tund Bungler wrote:
Line wrote:

Atm best counter to ewar is to bring more ewar. Rinse, repeat.


Devs ignore this terrible post. More propaganda spewed without testing.




UMMMM .... you cant Quote a line then in the next line write ignore that quote ... thats like me holding up pics of naked chicks and saying HAY HAY YOU ALL !!! DONT LOOK AT THIS !! .. This right here in my hand .. ya ... this picture .. ya ya .. the naked one right here .. look here in my hand ... IGNORE IT .. ok .. thanks ... LOL LOL LOL

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(133 replies, posted in Balancing)

FROM a New players eyes .....


Just finished Reading 90% of this ... after your done reading ... think .. WHO will this have the largest impact on ... NEW PLAYERS LIKE ME ... but O snap .. look the kid dosent have the points to drop into ECCM skills banked up like the vets do ... this will honestly just make the vets that much more powerful because now i cant fit out a light ECM bot and jump into the fight to at least give a hand by "target Jacking" someone .. now i will be forced to try my shakey clammey noobish hoof foot hands at some other way to assist .. O but wait ... guess what the Noob already has his points into ECM so now i must wait even longer to fit out something new .... SIGH... so in that span of time while the new steam User waits for points the vets become even stronger ... .. honestly the ECM was one of the best ways to shut down a vet but not any more ... .. CONGRATZ on the expanshion of power gap and handing vets a Beta and Gama outposts on a plate stopping our most effective counter ...

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(191 replies, posted in Recruitment forum)

What us a Pooty Tang Spy network ? .... ( Tippy tow on da sunny side ?? )

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(13 replies, posted in Recruitment forum)

HAAA HAA !!! Slim Shady !!! now that im rocking a PHM tatt on my chest I was about to edit this post up and take away all my recruiting stuff for NSI .... BUT then i thought of the history and political struggle of the game and decided to leave the post un edited just for historical records sake .... like 10 years from now your sitting in front of the FAKE Amish hand carved fireplace you got at walmart with your little one on your knee and your telling the legends of the great and powerful TYRONE BIGGUMZ who " Started from the bottom now we here" how that crazy bastard charged into the heart of the enemy Screaming ( you only live once ) YOLO ..... then died ... and came back to life like jesus jumped back into a bot and Yelled YOLO again and charged again and died again  ... Using this SWEET SECRET  tactic he single handed defended the foe  ! .. mostley cuz it was a Monday night and all them fools that diddent run out of ammo had to go to sleep so they could get up for work in the morning and the ones who diddent have to go to work got bored and then the server crashed and TYRONE proclaimed it a VICTORY ... ... ANYWHO .. he is know as the one man Army who Was Victorious in the battle Of Arkhe Hill ..

So this thred is for the Babbies yet to come !

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(13 replies, posted in Recruitment forum)

O noooooooo ... Check out the Corp Tag on the kid roll not going to throw any shade just funny the recruiter is now looking to be recruited !

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(13 replies, posted in Recruitment forum)

big_smile lol you crazy kids

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(13 replies, posted in Recruitment forum)

Needed it to be " NOT THE SAME" as every other Recruitment pitch ...
If ask you details about every recruitment pitch on this page what recruitment pitches will you remember reading ?

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(10 replies, posted in General discussion)

No one ever sends live video feed to twitch .. you all need to so i can watch the game when im at work on my lunch break and so it will draw more players to the game that we can PEW PEW at !!

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(13 replies, posted in Recruitment forum)

NOOBSWARM .. NOOBSWARM .. NOOBSWARM .. NOOBSWARM ..

APPLY IN GAME ( they have a App for that lol )

WE NEED YOU !!

Lets not play word games and act like you will get the world for nothing...

HARD WORK = HARD PLAY (( people dont wanna hear that but I speak the truth ))

NOOBSWARM ( if ya dont know ya better ask somebody )

((NSI)) IS WAITING !  (( NSI )) (( NSI )) (( NSI ))


1) I could Fancy talk you with all kinds of crap and say you will get free sparkley do-dads and what not....

2) I could say you will have a bunch of buddies to giggle with while you sip on Orange Moca frappachino...

3) I could say " oww oww you will have ""veteran leadership"" <-- ( so sick of hearing that one ). Yes Our leaders are VETS Perp for years and
    and EVE since they were born!  They are Tacticly and Economicly SMART ... ( u notice how all people just assume vets = smart...
    u CAN have DUMB Vets and smart New players.....

OK enough with the stupid numbers ...(( maybe i should just copy and paste the robotic crap every other corp post on here))...lame.....

ANYWHO

HARD WORK = HARD PLAY .. You will get out of corp what u put into it !
I go out on a Op .. I blow up my Tyran <-- because i did somthing stupid or crazy most likely .. but because it was on a OP for the good of
the CORP (( NSI )) Boom new Tyran ! LIFE INSURANCE and the corp (( NSI )) HAS YOUR BACK!

HARD WORK = HARD PLAY .. All you harvesters, Miners, artifact hunters, and builders. YOU GET LOVE !
(""If your like me and only play one account"" )You need a escort or need someone to stand guard for you while you Yank
that money out of the ground on Beta Island.
( U drop some resorces on corp every once in a while to help us build Mechs and Mining is always considerd a CORP. OP)
You have FULL life insurance Coverage BooM  (( NSI )) HAS YOUR BACK!

HARD WORK = HARD PLAY ..  No mandatory ops. But u can see were thats going ... ( Nuf said )
( I LIED i will say somthing )
KEEPIN IT REAL ::: I am a casual player and Not the leader of (( NSI )) NOOBSWARM. I have a Wife and Kids and play about 4 hours every
    other day but when im on i put in HARD WORK and drop Ideas like a Pimp Drops change (If a lady of the night was silly enough to hand
    him his hard earned cash in nickles and dimes.) I am a Highly Valued member because of my mindset, what I offer, and How i contribute
    With what i have! Get enough people together with that mindset and you have a force to shake the world to its foundations.


   
NOOBSWARM ( NSI ) has active members around the globe ....  and we Need YOU.
NOOBSWARM ( NSI ) runs mining, PvP, PvE, and Beta Capture Ops .... and we Need YOU.
NOOBSWARM ( NSI ) has corp production so people CAN build needed items .... and we NEED YOU.

The Point is ... WE NEED YOU .. dont join a corp that dosent even know your alive .. Join Us NOOBSWARM ( NSI )
hop in Team speak - (our choice of voice comms) And drop your ideas On the table!

PS:: I am TYRONE BIGGUMZ .. add me to your friends list or say HI in game for more information or a invitation