Topic: NeX! A corp for corps by corps who love corps!
We have some very strenuous joining requirements.
You must have at least 1 ep. If you have 2 ep, we will be super impressed.
You must be willing to eat the occasional crayon. We like crayons, they're tasty. Purple > Pink > all, flavor wise.
You must loooooove exploding. Also explosions. Pretty much everything. We're newbies and we're fighting gangs of people who have had nothing to do but sit around and fap on a giant pile of time, so we're kinda outclassed. But so what! The losses are cheap, the wins are awesome and we roam roam roam.
Ok, so you can also carebear or mine or build or something, whatever. We're capitalist pigdogs, do what you want. We won't yell at you if all you do is sit there for 24hrs a day and ship spin. And there are pve ops and stuff where people go farm farm farm and they make oodles. Or you can x up for an epi op and make ~fatloads~ my favorite way to pve!
You must not be a *** or super uptight. We're all goofballs, and if you hate fun and laughter you will probably hate us all and then cry tears of star while you shred your wrists with a six bladed razor. We don't want to cause the death of anyone, even by accident, so please be sure to talk to your therapist before applying if you have a case of Internet Robots Is Serious Business Syndrome (IRISBS).
Like, we don't intentionally screw stuff up, but if someone suggests we have a race we're probably gonna drop what we're doing and have a race. The other day we were like THUNDERDOME so we had a bunch of blue on blue action. It's about fun!
Do we get stuff done? Oh yeah. Our internal market is _stocked_. Our pvp is like non stop. We kill mechs with lights! We're boss like that. But if you're like "MINING CTA FOR THE NEXT 8 HRS ALL HANDS ON DECK TITAN AHOY" you're gonna get a lot of middle fingers while we pass around pony pictures.
Oh and you have to not be all angry when people swear. People swear on our teamspeak. It happens, get over it.
What do you get out of it? Uh, good question. I guess a place to hang out and buy stuff cheap and not be part of the Red v Blue mentality that is the rest of the beta part of the server. We're not Red or Blue, we're Purple or more likely brown because we got excited mixing all the colors!
Don't just drop an app though, come hang out in our ts: captobvio.us
It usually has people (and late EST it has me!) and you'll get a good idea if we're for you if you're in there and you like what you hear. And you probably will because if you don't we'll shank you, see what I mean? We've had several server old farts show up once and end up joining because, well, we're fun and we fight a lot and we don't much care if we lose.
If you're ex-EVE even better, because we're the New Eden Exiles and we're from there. So you can be like "Oh hey remember stEVE?" And we'll be like "CURSE YOU HILMAAAAAAR". Which, really, explains how we can get anything done without us being all serious business.
Also we're friends with TOG (for the olds) and War Dec (for the ~elitepvp~) so if you want a different environment but still like roaming with us you can probably join them.