Topic: Staxx-Wants to not be horrible
Ok so EVE pissed me off. Not that I wasn't horrible at it or anything. Anyhow, I need a place to learn this game. I want small/solo PVP. No blob stuff. I'd just as soon get out of Alpha (high sec?) asap. If your outnumbered, please count me in. If you do it cheaply, and your outnumbered and won't mind watching me die in a fire till I get the hang of this please PLEASE help me out here. So my main selling points are as follows..
a. Horrible at this game
b. No idea what I am doing.
c. Will die in a fire multiple times till I get the hang of this.
d. I'll be laughing with you, while your laughing at me.
now the good points.
a. fast learner
b. really looking to kill stuff
c. I like Pew..and Pew.
d. I like to win, at ALL costs.
e. My wife hates me, so I play 3-6 hours a night.
So yeah. Help me not be horrible.