Topic: Wormhole Attempt
At Approximately 630 NLT, a group of pilots attempted to create a tear in the fabric of time and space, and tunnel into another universe. Through focusing multiple high-powered mining lasers onto a single point in space, it is believed that a wormhole can be created. The possibilities were endless, and the beams were pretty too.
At 637 NLT, the area surrounding the test site began to vibrate, with a steady hum snaking it's way through the ground. The test point itself began to brighten and dim, as the lasers became distorted around it. The frequency of the lasers had been changed, somehow, and it now glowed a vibrant blue as the experiment carried on. No one knew what was going to happen next, but everyone could guess. I was betting on Cthulhu.
"Unfortunately, we hadn't expected anything to actually happen, and so did not have the sufficient power charges required by the inter-dimensional portal. Everyone was severely disappointed, and many bets had to be called off." - Pilot who witnessed the Test.
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Breaking News. Apparently this story was simply a false account of a certain pilot, (Identified as Nero Czan of the Gallowglass Corporation), who while on a very riveting (Rivet-ing) mining operation had become intoxicated on the job, and started shooting a fellow miner with his lasers in a supposed attempt to "take his arms." This pilot is currently under questioning, but no charges are being pressed.
This is Doug Wallace, of the Nia News Network, Signing Off.
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