Topic: Just for the Halibut
I am the JUAN TRUE VALDEZ. Thou (especially at a certain forum) shalt not have other Valdezes before me! Thou shalt not use my name except in vain, for I lol at your needs and give no ***.
Thus spake He, The Mighty, Juan Valdez, atop his trusty SequerDonkey Conchita.
Also, if you press three again I will kill you.