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Topic: My ransom demands

I have submitted the following to Perpetuum via the support ticket system.

"Hello.

As Pirate King of the Internet, scourge of sandbox MMOs and most charming man with a mustache, I demand the following:

-The Island of New Virginia and everything on it.
-A jet plane
-A helicopter
-A fast car
-A lot of duct tape to put all those together
-100000000000000 Trillion dollars (or NIC or whatever)

Should you fail to give in to my demands I will assault New Virginia with a bristling carpet of Arkhes and my wrecks will become a Wall-E level environmental disaster, rendering all of your territory worthless.

It is in your best interest to comply."

I look forward to their response either here or through the ticketing system.

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Enjoy your Ban.

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Give the man what he wants.

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its against Hungarian law to deny the demands of a man with a moustache.

true story.

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5 Reply by Morris (edited by Morris 2014-07-27 04:13:02)

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The response I recieved was as follows:

"DEV Zoom - 2014-07-27 00:17:10

    Hello Your Majesty,

    We don't deal with terrorists.

    Have a nice day!

        The ticket status has been changed to: Resolved

        You may now archive this ticket or reopen it if you still have problems."



So the rulers of Perpetuum have acknowledged my position as Pirate King of the Internet.  Now all I need is a crew.  Are *you* a rude enough dude to join the crew of the Internet's most notorious Pirate King?  (I don't know what I'm doing, don't tell anyone.)

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The name Morris really does not strike me as being a name peoplle will fear....

Now the name Steve, thats a scary assholing name right there.

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RedKGB wrote:

The name Morris really does not strike me as being a name peoplle will fear....

Now the name Steve, thats a scary assholing name right there.

My cat's name is Steve, confirmed.

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hot damn u got an answer?

na zoom doesnt do tickets so I call fraud/fake.

call me in a month or 2 when he does get back to you might be fun to see.