Topic: Pretty Hate Machine

Hello Fellow Agents!

Introducing PHM, Pretty Hate Machine!  PHM is a new PvP focused capitalist|communist hybrid corp that includes ex CIR members and will be recruiting all levels of EP and skill level in pvp.  We are looking for self motivated individuals that want to make a difference in Perpetuum and in the world of Nia.  I will be firing up the regular recruitment spam in the coming days and organizing.  We will be recruiting and stage for the short time out of Tellesis.  For any other questions, comments or inquires feel free to send an in game mail to myself or Bobo1994.

For clarification we are still allied to CIR and Chaos!

-Ville

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Re: Pretty Hate Machine

Holy ***, how did I end up at the bottom of the list!

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Re: Pretty Hate Machine

unlike blafizar youre not bumping your topic every day wink

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We are going to be aggressively recruiting new players coming from steam over the next couple of weeks.

Why join PHM if your new?

Well we offer advice and guidance from some of the most experienced player in game.  We can set you on the fastest path possible to whatever your goal is, be it industry, pve combat, or pvp.  We are very active in TS, we don't ignore new players and are always able to help out with the rough transition into the game .

All you need to join is Teamspeak.

Don't be afraid if your new and have no idea what the hell your doing in game to  join our Pretty Hate Machine public chat and talk to a recruiter, we don't care if your 5min into the game.

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I will give a friendly bump to PHM simply because their TS is  ... mesmerizing ...

Jiggly jiggly ...

Re: Pretty Hate Machine

Good other option if you can't join STC. Friendly bump!

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Gamma, Beta access available.  Very tight knit group of individuals having fun,swing by PHM public channel and .let's chat

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Re: Pretty Hate Machine

Although this is the latest in a line of fotm corps they are good people and very active. You could do a lot worse.

Proverbs 23:20-21 warns us, “Do not join those who drink too much wine or gorge themselves on meat, for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags."

9 (edited by Grazskin 2012-11-09 16:11:59)

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No they aren't.... and I'll leave it at that.

10 (edited by Ville 2012-11-09 19:57:29)

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Poor Foreskin.  You know, it has gotten to the point were killing Nebs is no longer excitable.  An Argano pilot in AIC stated a few days ago:  I'm going to go kill people at TMB, we have Nebs all over the place!  The squad chat literally looked like this.
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<Orbz>: Those soft-cocks?
<Orbz>: They won't engage unless there are 40 of them hiding somewhere.
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<Ville>: Meh, Storage Wars is on...
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<bobo1994>:  I can't stop watching the teamspeak avatar and getting my keyboard sticky.
<bobo1994 is offline>
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<Ville>: Must have shot a rope in the power supply again.
<Orbz>: lol
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<Ville>: status with Nebs?
<Argano Pilot>: They won't undock they think the argano with an autocannon is a trap.
<Ville>: Poke me in TS if 15 more show up.
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(15 Minutes Later)
<Orbz>: Anything yet?
<Argano Pilot>:  They sparked away and went offline it seems.
<Orbz>: Soft ***.

So when you ladies get tired of playing build as many turrets 2K away from the teleports as possible and want to actually come out and play let us know.  Until them.....YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

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Re: Pretty Hate Machine

Interesting coming from someone blue to the games biggest deathstar. Do a full reset and then talk *** tbh.

Proverbs 23:20-21 warns us, “Do not join those who drink too much wine or gorge themselves on meat, for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags."

12 (edited by Ville 2012-11-09 22:09:17)

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Jita wrote:

Interesting coming from someone blue to the games biggest deathstar. Do a full reset and then talk *** tbh.

Been there done that.  http://perp-kill.net/?m=corp&corp=We Met on eHarmony

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Re: Pretty Hate Machine

Pretty Hate Machine

Abe Cares.

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He really does.. http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8377/abecares.jpg

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The rest of you guys are Hacks tongue

PS. I got my Highways & stopped playing b4 they came in & have never used them! ...... Irony much ? tongue

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Please donate!

Some people play checkers, some play chess...  Once in a while you can find a guy playing GO.  The former is prey, the secondary is a teacher, and the latter is a general.

16 (edited by BeastmodeGuNs 2012-11-26 07:47:19)

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bump, these guys have a nice gamma base to chill in, Old CIR members, and are cool to chill with in their Teamspeak! big_smile

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17 (edited by Xadhoom 2012-11-26 16:11:32)

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I am not sure if I would ever want a Newb *** 15 year old indorsing my corp....but hey good luck with this beastmode guy.

While running and panicking he jumps through the mobile tele in this trior before the mechs, which he got all his friend killed. Good job buddy

But I will say there are a couple people do like in this corp.

Cheers...frost, orbs, benjiblue etc..

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Xadhoom wrote:

I am not sure if I would ever want a Newb *** 15 year old indorsing my corp....but hey good luck with this beastmode guy.

While running and panicking he jumps through the mobile tele in this trior before the mechs, which he got all his friend killed. Good job buddy

But I will say there are a couple people do like in this corp.

Cheers...frost, orbs, benjiblue BOBO 1994etc..

fixed <3

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Xadhoom wrote:

I am not sure if I would ever want a Newb *** 15 year old indorsing my corp....but hey good luck with this beastmode guy.

While running and panicking he jumps through the mobile tele in this trior before the mechs, which he got all his friend killed. Good job buddy

But I will say there are a couple people do like in this corp.

Cheers...frost, orbs, benjiblue etc..

Least he can put together a coherent sentence unlike your ceo Spictrion. wink

Beast I think you got under this guys skin from constant probe popping on a daily basis.  It's a shame how bitter a troll the once proud Grazskin has become.  It kind of saddens me to see you gave up your dignity to pick on 15 year olds.  I bet you feel like a real man now huh? 

Thanks for the Bump Beast and Grazskin look forward to a login trap at your next probe popping event, until then smile

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speaking of that...
*goes to pop more probes*

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Are you manly enough to bear the Pretty Hate Machine name?  Do you eat bacon in the morning wrapped in bacon with a side of bacon with extra bacon? 

Are you fearless in nature and willing to slap some scared *** around?

Does living on a giant P*NIS excite you?

http://s1202.photobucket.com/albums/bb3 … PenisA.png

If your ready to step up to the next level of game play and willing to strap on a helmet and navigate with players with more testosterone then Ellen Degeneres  then Pretty Hate Machine waits for you.  Swing by our recruitment channel "Pretty Hate Machine" to speak to a recruitment officer.  Spys welcome to apply especially 18 yr old swedish girls, that random guy who just likes to "Artifact Scan" and steal Alliance mates noralgis plants while selling it back to them.  Old or New all are welcome to join.

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Re: Pretty Hate Machine

/bump

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Re: Pretty Hate Machine

Looking for self sufficient players who like to pvp.

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Re: Pretty Hate Machine

OK so short and sweet:

We are looking for players with a sense of humor, active in the Eastern US timezone and Germans.. we have spark partys.  But we are looking for adults and self sufficientcy.  We will provide you with the right tools but we will not hold you by the hand to help you.  You'll have access to some of the best facilitys on gamma and you will get to meet me, "Ville".  That alone should be enough to join.

Steam achievement Unlocked:  Being a Badass
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Dev Zoom: I think its time to confess, Ville is my alt
Dev Zoom: Ville can be sometimes so sane it's scary.

Re: Pretty Hate Machine

Bump.