1 (edited by Ville 2014-01-02 17:41:42)

Topic: Pretty Hate Machine - Sanctified

PHM revamp organized recruitment drive:

Hello fellow nias!  The time draws closer to discuss what PHM has in store for Steam and our upcoming structural changes.  As most know PHM is hybrid capitalist and communist setup. 

What we are looking for.

Alpha Only

Bears.  More specifically internal guys who are self motivated to setup buy and sell orders internally to the market.

Miners/Harvesters.  Too supply alpha side producers.

Team Leaders:  These are the guys making it happen on the ground.  Special incentives for these guys.
Beta/Gamma:

PVPers:  Dedicated/contributing to the corp pvpers will be provided by solely by the corp.  Your bots in fleet engagements will be replaced if lost.  Your farming bots will be provided by the corp.

Miners/Harvesters:  Corp updates on what's needed to keep the gears of war turning will be provided on a weekly basis.  Quotas will be set to accommodate corp production.  Once quotas are met your free to engage in free market capitalism.  The quotas will be small in nature and will be very easily met.

The natural progression of order will be Invite to corp ->Stay alpha side.  Either bear OR (when asked) engage in fleet battles, roams, offensive tactical deployments  or seiges.  If after getting your feet wet in pvp you find this is the style than advancement to Beta/Gamma sector is permissible.  If not alpha side events will remain your thing.

Some of you might wonder, why would I want to give to the corp quota materials, why not just do it myself and earn the Nic and buy my own gear?

Its very simple.  Five people working towards one goal is faster then five people working towards five different goals.  You'll pvp in ease.  Worried when a FC tells you to push that you'll lose your mesmer mk2 T4 fit?  Not when your contributing.  That Mesmer MK2 will be one of many sitting in a folder waiting on you to unstack and grab a new one with fittings.  Want to dominate the world through Nic?  Nonquota items will be ripe for the picking from Gamma and Beta.  Logistics.  The corp will handle all this.  You just show up and pew pew.

Furthermore:  All players will have access to the finished corp research tree. 

Training exercises for pvp, daily corp ops and veteran leadership abundant.  We will welcome ALL new players.

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Re: Pretty Hate Machine - Sanctified

Good and reliable corporation! GL!

Re: Pretty Hate Machine - Sanctified

GL Ville wishing you the best pickings and maybe throw me a bone every now and then wink

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Re: Pretty Hate Machine - Sanctified

Bump, ingame recruiting limited.  Too busy looting Beta SAPs and cleaning up Gamma islands.  big_smile

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Re: Pretty Hate Machine - Sanctified

Giving a warm and solid heart felt bump due to it not being the secound yet.

[16:03:43] <Mara Gossep> syndic.....and get your *** spy out of our corp

Re: Pretty Hate Machine - Sanctified

Soon my beloved alt, soon....

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Re: Pretty Hate Machine - Sanctified

I bet the whole thing is a Terrible Lie.

[14:15:15] <Freya Sabbat> ...Dear god, the Devs are as bad as us

Re: Pretty Hate Machine - Sanctified

spai

[05:36:51] <Lemon> i hate you... just so you know

[15:05:49] <Ville> I have to admit, that was pretty fu**ing pimp ^^
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Re: Pretty Hate Machine - Sanctified

It depends if you have a head like a hole.

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Re: Pretty Hate Machine - Sanctified

Huge spike in new player activity hovering around Tellesis!  Want to know why.  US.  That's right your local friendly helpful guys at Pretty Hate Machine.  What do we do to be successful?  Build teams and Individual one on one training.  Our effective measures have lead to outstanding team leaders rising through the ranks!  Out standing players like:

Saul Goodman
MadShade
Xibba
Toninu

With recruits joining daily it is important to understand that we offer a STABLE play environment with the largest stocks of goods this side of Novastrov!  We offer you Alpha | Beta | Gamma Ops!  We do it all folks, large enough to keep you entertained but compassionate enough to offer one on one development.  Come join us today!

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Re: Pretty Hate Machine - Sanctified

DEV Gargaj wrote:

I bet the whole thing is a Terrible Lie.

I saw what you did there. Gold like that shouldn't go unnoticed.. big_smile

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12 (edited by Ville 2014-04-08 05:08:57)

Re: Pretty Hate Machine - Sanctified

Sitting naked in a bean bag chair eating Cheetos and watching Archer when sudden my phone vibrates.  I roll my eyes over to the phone and see I am being poked for the 3rd time.  I peel the chair off my backside and very woobily enter my Office fortress.  I sit down behind my PC and see where I have been poked twice on TeamSpeak.  Sitting in channel are 4 dudes hastily trying to find people for what seems to be a reported gang of bots coming to endanger our little peaceful settlement.  Screenshot after screen shot posted in links at TS.  I upon entering the channel remained the 5th.  2 more fellow alliance mates pour into channel like a fine wine into the sides of a tempered glass cup.  We begin formulating a plan.  The 7 of us rally in position, and begin forming a defensive perimeter.  Skynet is activated and the island is under the watchful eye of the most skilled and daring.  Movements are careful observed and scouted.  People are shuffling through gates, enemy scout accounts log into teleport gates. Comrade Lemon awakens from a drunken slumber and moves into position a total of 8 players segregated and half drunk ready to fight the menace off island.  A glorious mech fight was to be had!  Tension was high, we were doubtful in our numbers we had assembled and fearing we were outnumber after completely scouting their group.  We Choose to defend!  8 Lone defenders chose to stop this coming onslaught!  But there would be no fight.  There would only be a great laugh and well rounded pats on the back and more Vodka and cranberry juice.  The fight for Novastrov would not happen on this day.  As it is observed here: http://i.imgur.com/MoS9urN.jpg

A picture is worth a thousand words so they say.  Well I say no.  The only words we can learn from this picture is fear.  Fear to fight, fear to engage.  What could have been a seemingly easy victory for the enemy fleet was polarized in fear and that my friends and potential recruits is what will happen if you choose to join the ranks of the enemy crowd.  Fear, followed putrid slander.  Slander derived from fear.  They are losing this war, bit by burning bit and the coming onslaught is near.  Don't live in fear comrades.  Join us and live Victoriously!  Live not in fear but in triumph of what this Alliance has to offer!  Live with pride as you wear the colors of the most feared corp in the game.  Be like one, be like the machine, be efficient, be elite, and most importantly BE FEARED COMRADES!

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Re: Pretty Hate Machine - Sanctified

LMAO! Great post Ville! We would have loved to have fought on that day, But sadly after giving you nearly TWO HOURS to rally your troops. We couldn't wait any longer for "The Biker Chicks" to engage.

But even still, in a last ditch effort to get you guys to engage our Mechs with your Heavy Mechs. We presented you with the most sought after of all prizes in perpetuum. Merkle. Our indomitable leader selflessly flags up, risking his own life in a vain attempt to provide enjoyable pvp content for his fleet...

But alas, not even a chance at killing the fabled beast could awaken you from your drunken slumbers. Instead of jumping your fleet in to engage, you sent in an unarmed lithus transport bot to sit on the teleport and write incredibly long forum posts about the pvp that never was.

Want to wait 2 hours in the hopes that your corp can scrounge up enough balls, I mean people to pvp? Want your CEO to spend his time drunk watching archer and making forum posts? Want a corporation that will not engage in pvp unless they have numerical AND bot size advantages? Then PHM may be the corp for you.

But if you want to spend your time roaming islands with a great group of guys? Want a corporation that spends its time out looking for fights, instead of talking about ones that didn't happen? Want corporation leadership that will risk it all to get fun pvp action for his corp members?

Join STC. Now recruiting.

Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the mods you've lost. They belong to me now.

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14 (edited by Stranger Danger 2014-04-09 06:33:07)

Re: Pretty Hate Machine - Sanctified

Shadowmine wrote:

LMAO! Great post Ville! We would have loved to have fought on that day, But sadly after giving you nearly TWO HOURS to rally your troops. We couldn't wait any longer for "The Biker Chicks" to engage.

But even still, in a last ditch effort to get you guys to engage our Mechs with your Heavy Mechs. We presented you with the most sought after of all prizes in perpetuum. Merkle. Our indomitable leader selflessly flags up, risking his own life in a vain attempt to provide enjoyable pvp content for his fleet...

But alas, not even a chance at killing the fabled beast could awaken you from your drunken slumbers. Instead of jumping your fleet in to engage, you sent in an unarmed lithus transport bot to sit on the teleport and write incredibly long forum posts about the pvp that never was.

Want to wait 2 hours in the hopes that your corp can scrounge up enough balls, I mean people to pvp? Want your CEO to spend his time drunk watching archer and making forum posts? Want a corporation that will not engage in pvp unless they have numerical AND bot size advantages? Then PHM may be the corp for you.

But if you want to spend your time roaming islands with a great group of guys? Want a corporation that spends its time out looking for fights, instead of talking about ones that didn't happen? Want corporation leadership that will risk it all to get fun pvp action for his corp members?

Join STC. Now recruiting.


Are you joking?  You guys have done nothing but avoid encounters since I came back.  kill boards verify this.  You know where we are, you know what saps to hit for a fight.

Question is....will you engage when we start taking your yellow islands?  Because so far...

Im curious where the STC pvp is occurring....you know the stuff you wrote about....because its sure as hell not in Perpetuum...just a quick glace at the kill mails will show who is pvping and who isn't....

Put your mechs where your mouth is...come to KKO say hi...


Your new players must be getting bored....

All you need to do is look at the kill boards and see what corps name seems to be missing...as one by one we take every beta...not because we want them...but because we want a fight...

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Re: Pretty Hate Machine - Sanctified

If you want a corp that sits on the Alpha side of a terminal, and drops alot of teleporters, join STC.
If you want a corp that will will roam Alpha islands, and teleport when they see 3 or more PHM guys togather, join STC.
If you want a corp that thinks that letting a bunch of guys die so you can get 10 points off a sap, join STC.
If you want to PVE, and then brag about how good you are at PVP, with out showwing it, then join STC.

If you want a corp that will take the most newb player, and help the fit his/her bot, join PHM.
If you want a corp that will take thier time to answer any question you have about extensions, join PHM.
If you want a corp that will replace your PvP bot on officical corp/allaince funtions, join PHM.
If you want a corp that will let you mine as you like, where you like, and have an internal market paying better then avg for your goods, then join PHM.
If you want a corp where you can have access to a wonderful corp research, then join PHM.
If you want a corp where you can be a carebear, or a carebear with teeth, then join PHM.
We have a great group of guys on TeamSpeak. We tell jokes, we make fun of each other, some jokes are funny, some are weak, that is the nature of jokes.

If you want to join a corp that will send out a spam on pm's to people that say PHM is a bad corp, then join STC.

[16:03:43] <Mara Gossep> syndic.....and get your *** spy out of our corp

Re: Pretty Hate Machine - Sanctified

Tick.  Tock.

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17 (edited by BeastmodeGuNs 2014-04-10 03:02:01)

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irrelevant post

Reading this signature fills you with determination.

18 (edited by Cassius 2014-04-09 22:09:09)

Re: Pretty Hate Machine - Sanctified

One lone STC cam with some HUN assitance and an incoming TOG squad not yet on island was enough to scare off 2 waspishes Mk2, 2 Castel Mk2, a Vagabond and an Artermis apparently. The sap wasn't completed, (not a big deal either way) and all attacking bots were able to escape via the armoured they were hugging.

http://imgur.com/p4mYB5F

Propaganda is fun. Apparently its bad form to troll on someones elses recruitment threads. Well, so says the guys who are doing it. All I want to add is PHM are great enemies to have and are blessed with an abundance of creative talents. If this sounds like a good fit for you then you cannot go wrong with them.
Cya all on the battlefield.

Ville wrote:

Tick.  Tock.

June is coming, again, right?

Edit: I really like your new recruiting slogan.

"Join PHM, BE FEARED COMRADE, BE VERY AFEARED!"
+1

19 (edited by Ville 2014-04-09 22:15:51)

Re: Pretty Hate Machine - Sanctified

Cassius we ran out of Ammo lol.  And you need to L2 math skills.

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Re: Pretty Hate Machine - Sanctified

Ville wrote:

Cassius we ran out of Ammo ***.

Ville, I'm not gonna lie, but this made me lol for reals.

Seriously PHM is great, you'll have fun if you join them smile

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Seriously we really did, lol.

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Re: Pretty Hate Machine - Sanctified

We were shooting heat IXs at the sap lol, oh... Good stuff.

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I want appropriate action taken to the person that dropped that armoured tele... A price must be paid...

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24 (edited by Toninu 2014-04-11 08:23:18)

Re: Pretty Hate Machine - Sanctified

Advice for new players: Join a corp, any corp because experience in nia will be much better.

If you are looking for a great corp that gives you the opportunity to experience pvp when you feel ready, I cannot stress enough that PHM will be an excellent option. We organise a lot of ops ranging from simple alpha mining to pvp roams around beta islands.

Sound corp structure backed by vet experience, should be hard to turn down the offer.

Re: Pretty Hate Machine - Sanctified

*BROFIST*

Join PHM. Alternatively, there's this nice space out back behind the woodshed.

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