1 (edited by Jim Pooley 2011-09-01 20:54:52)

Topic: The Random Investment Scamproof Kredit Yearbook (R.I.S.K.Y)

WITHOUT RISK, THERE IS NO REWARD  (Alfredson, 11:52:49, 23rd August 2011)


Welcome to RISKY, the exclusive investment club! Started by yours truly, the idea is to invest your nic in someone you like! Then, in turn, they shall reinvest in to someone else! Who? Well, you must be in the club of course! Is it a scam? I would say no, but I managed to accidentally scam Warhawk out of 12k without trying!

I did however reinvest this incredible sum, plus an extra 2 nic to Jonas!

To my club members, I salute you!

To anyone else asking, I really have no idea what is going on here either.

Announcing! The R.I.S.K.Y board of directors!

CEO - Jim Pooley

Deputy CEO - BandwagonX9000

Financial Adviser - Early Cuyler

Personnel Director - JonasML

Benchmarking expert - Bananfluga, rehired after appeal

Marketing Director - Jasdemi

Brand Manager - Alfredson
Honorary President - Nick Leeson

Re: The Random Investment Scamproof Kredit Yearbook (R.I.S.K.Y)

Three NIC invested in JonasML.

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As an early investor I can confirm this financial product is AAA rated and has so far produced a profit of 1100% and has multiple trustworthy investors that I hope will publicly back this incredible product and opportunity.

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I received 2k nic on confirming my membership, seeing this incredible return of inf-% I reinvested 3k

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Please note you can also propose a business plan if you are a trustworthy individual. We are ready to invest in you!

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Do not fear! I'm announcing my appointment to benchmark gherkins expert, I'm the most skilled one on the face of NIA (and the only).

This can be confirmed by other people from General Chat (your best source for trustworthy news).

Re: The Random Investment Scamproof Kredit Yearbook (R.I.S.K.Y)

This service is apparently not endorsed by GM Synapse. The bastid big_smile

8 (edited by BandwagonX9000 2011-08-21 21:07:22)

Re: The Random Investment Scamproof Kredit Yearbook (R.I.S.K.Y)

We are currently looking for a Marketing Director eager to rise up to the challenge. Besides his normal duties involving copious amounts of hookers and blow he will be responsible for promoting this incredible opportunity on Perpetuum Radio.

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I'd be willing to serve as your marketing guy, but as I have actual experience (see forum posting) I'll demand a significant retainer: all your monies.

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Good luck guys, I've heard this really worked out in that other game too!

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Why does everyone just assume that this is a scam?  The movement of NIC between hands exemplifies economic activity as a form of high art!  We've abstracted goods and services into currency and the lot of you unwashed scoundrels clutch it like the dead pelt of some White Wolf that you intend to trade for a bottle of vodka because it's not worth the World of Darkness from which you trapped it.  Hmph...I intend to take the high road by passing mega-gajillions of NIC around Nia.  Economy in action, baby!  Watch it and weep!

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NeoMagic MagicGraph 128 ZV+, 6 GB Hitachi 4200 RPM HDD, 24x CD-ROM, PCMCIA WiFI
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Re: The Random Investment Scamproof Kredit Yearbook (R.I.S.K.Y)

Johnny EvilGuy wrote:

Why does everyone just assume that this is a scam?  The movement of NIC between hands exemplifies economic activity as a form of high art!  We've abstracted goods and services into currency and the lot of you unwashed scoundrels clutch it like the dead pelt of some White Wolf that you intend to trade for a bottle of vodka because it's not worth the World of Darkness from which you trapped it.  Hmph...I intend to take the high road by passing mega-gajillions of NIC around Nia.  Economy in action, baby!  Watch it and weep!


I'd really go for that bottle of vodka.

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Bananfluga wrote:

I'd really go for that bottle of vodka.

You sir, are a good man indeed!

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NeoMagic MagicGraph 128 ZV+, 6 GB Hitachi 4200 RPM HDD, 24x CD-ROM, PCMCIA WiFI
Slackware Linux 8.1 - Framebuffer 640x480 Command Line Interface Only (No wimpy GUI)
-Delicious Raspberry Pi- http://www.raspberrypi.org/

Re: The Random Investment Scamproof Kredit Yearbook (R.I.S.K.Y)

Good news everyone!

After a rigurous selection and interview process I am pleased to announce to our shareholders and our future investors the appointment of Johnny EvilGuy as our Marketing Director. As a professional who has managed to live up to his name I am sure his performance in perpetuum radio will bring even further returns to our investment fund. Participate now before it's too late!

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Better news everyone!

Jasdemi, a well established agent and investor, will be replacing Johnny EvilGuy as our Marketing Director, as Mr EvilGuy has taken leave for personal reasons. I'm sure we are all anxious to listen from Jasdemi what are his plans to push profits further. Please remember our investment fund is open on a limited basis.

16 (edited by Jasdemi 2011-08-23 01:19:22)

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Confirming that I'm accepting payments nao.
Send me any amount and I'll half it!

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We will run your adds on Syndicate Radio nonstop wink

Looking forward to new players and new conflicts.

Re: The Random Investment Scamproof Kredit Yearbook (R.I.S.K.Y)

What just happened?

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NeoMagic MagicGraph 128 ZV+, 6 GB Hitachi 4200 RPM HDD, 24x CD-ROM, PCMCIA WiFI
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-Delicious Raspberry Pi- http://www.raspberrypi.org/

Re: The Random Investment Scamproof Kredit Yearbook (R.I.S.K.Y)

Johnny EvilGuy wrote:

What just happened?


The market happened, Jasdemi simply was better.

P.S, we did also drink your  potato wine.

Re: The Random Investment Scamproof Kredit Yearbook (R.I.S.K.Y)

We still have some left. Invest now and get one slug of Johnny's potato wine.

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Knowing I was part of the foundation of this makes me weep. Pride or shame, I haven't actually decided yet wink

Keep up it up guys, RISKY can only work with you!

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Alfredson appointed Brand Manager, after coming up with the top posts catchy tag line.

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I will do my best!

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It warms my heart to see all this cooperation across the corp and alliance borders. Moar potato wine to everyone!

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Can I help you with some cheese to that w(h)ine?

<GargajCNS> we maim to please